Judge orders Paris Hilton back to jail...

Poor baby! She was screaming, didn't even have any make-up on. Her hair was disheveled, and she was wearing nothing but a gray sweatshirt over slacks. "It's not right!" she shouted. Her body was trembling. "Mom!" she called out to Kathy Hilton in the audience. She was weeping hysterically as they drove her away in the police car.

Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer is sending my favorite slut back to prison to serve out her entire 45-day sentence. What the hell is wrong with the justice system in Los Angeles? First, the sheriff lets her go home after just three days in jail. Then last night, the judge signed an order for Hilton to appear for a hearing today. Reports this morning came out that he had approved a telephonic hearing, which he did not...

This is going to be such a massive book and movie deal. Several.

Trivia: Los Angeles County Sheriff Lee Baca is a Scientologist. He had reassigned Paris to home detention because he was concerned about the "medical condition" of [what would have been a new member of the Church of Scientology]. But the judge had expressly said during sentencing that she was not allowed to serve house detention. So the city attorney filed a complaint.