Eva Longoria and Mario Lopez opened up the show by salsa-ing (?) with the professionals from Dancing With the Stars. Tony Parker's fiancée did okay. She made the usual joke about Hispanics having big families. Carlos Mencia's comedic depth and timing wasn't as good as Alex Reymundo's, but I agree that "It's not cool that some of us get D's in Spanish." and that it's annoying that you could say you're from Honduras and get a reply of "So which part of Mexico is that?"
I was surprised at how classy the whole affair was... that is until the Boricua group Calle 13 came on — they had to mute all the curse words. Oh well, everyone needs to be represented. But earlier, before them, Prince delivered real star power along with percussionist Sheila E (that's Escovedo) as they did two songs from his album 3121 ("The Word" and "Get on the Boat") and then her 80s hit "The Glamorous Life." Prince wrote that song, you know! She wants to lead a glamorous life... Without love it ain't much.
Cheech Marin honored George Lopez, who had received a kidney from his wife and who later was handed a cowbell by Eva Longoria to perform "Low Rider" with War. It's become "the Chicano national anthem." (Mayor Villaraigosa congratulated George Lopez by making jokes. Ha, ha...) Beyonce sang "Irreplaceable" in Spanish from Madrid. Beautiful artwork on the stage by Patsy Valdez. White ribbons were worn for fair and effective immigration reform.
Babel, a movie I thought was poorly made, was a multiple winner. But Ana Ortiz and America Ferrera won for their work on ‘Ugly Betty.' Salma Hayek showed up on stage in black and very pregnant with the child of billionaire François-Henri Pinault. (I will not comment.)
Complete list of winners of the 2007 ALMA Awards
Motion Picture: ‘Babel’
Actor in a motion picture: Jesse Garcia, ‘Quinceañera'
Actress in a motion picture: Adriana Barraza, ‘Babel'
Director of a motion picture: Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, ‘Babel'
Screenplay for a motion picture: Guillermo Arriaga, ‘Babel'
Television series, miniseries or TV movie: ‘Ugly Betty’ - ABC
Actor in a television series, miniseries or TV movie: (tie)
Edward James Olmos, ‘Battlestar Galactica’ - Sci Fi Channel
Michael Pena, ‘Walkout’ - HBO
Actress in a television series, miniseries or TV movie:
America Ferrera, ‘Ugly Betty'
Supporting actor in a television: Benito Martinez , ‘The Shield,’ FX
Supporting actress in a television: Ana Ortiz, ‘Ugly Betty'
Special achievement in television: George Lopez
Pioneer in music: Los Lobos (performed with Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top)
Outstanding Director – TV series, miniseries, or TV movie: (tie)
Edward James Olmos – 'Walkout' – HBO
Kenny Ortega – 'High School Musical' – Disney Channel
Outstanding Writing – TV series, miniseries, or TV movie:
Silvio Horta – Ugly Betty, 'Pilot' – ABC
Outstanding Made-for-TV Documentary:
'From Mambo to Hip Hop: A South Bronx Tale' – PBS
Eva Longoria's stylist asked TV viewers to vote for one of the 11 dresses EL-P wore: Carolina Herrera, Oscar de la Renta, Gustavo Cadile, Carlos Miele, Francisco Costa for Calvin Klein, Armando Piquer, Angel Sanchez, Alvin Valley, Esteban Cortazar
According to my bike, I burned 1000 calories. Bah!